Saturday, June 23, 2012

Let them starve.

So a couple of crims have decided to play silly-buggers and go out of bounds up an old watch tower.

Corrections seem to have the right idea- no food or water until they come down- but how long before the hand-wringing brigade start on about the inhumanity of leaving the poor petals out in the cold without food or drink?


As this is NZ, the real solution (in 7.62) won't happen, so it's time to wheel out the barbecue and start cooking up- the smell of bacon and onions frying in butter will bring them down faster than CS gas!

7 comments:

KG said...

Or the smell of burning weed, Os...

ZenTiger said...
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ZenTiger said...

Love the BBQ idea. Waft of bacon, sizzle of sausages and the sound of a beer bottle cap being popped.

TouchStone said...

One has to wonder if the smell of roasting leftists would have the same effect....

Oswald Bastable said...

Most of our prison population would be ok with a bit of Long Pig.

Still, only one way to know for sure ;-)

KG said...

Feed 'em Greens? That's a program I could support.

KG said...

Oswald, please check your mail. Thurs. 8:46 Oztime