Saturday, December 31, 2005

Wasting time on New Year's Eve


It's all generationxy's fault for linking those quiz's!

http://www.okcupid.com/tests/take?testid=17675020579094199926

Der KommandantAchtung!

You are 30% brainwashworthy, 59% antitolerant, and 80% blindly patriotic

Opportunistic, patriotic to a fault, and not so fond of people who aren't just like you, you are like a Nazi General. Back in Germany in the 1940's, you would have been at the top of the asshole list. Not for Nazism, necessarily, but for your own sick, twisted values. Then, out of superior intelligence (relative to other Nazis, that is), you would've climbed to the top.Conclusion: you would have been a Nazi, and most likely would have served them well.

General suits me fine, you get to sleep in a bed, have a driver and get lots of perks! Why not, in real life, I held the same rank as Adolph!

Tits, ass & cuteness didn't work too well, a quite a few of the images wouldn't open, but I like slim women with smaller tits, based on what I could answer (actually, any women that would look out of place at a Labour/Greens convention is in!)


Another pint of cider...

http://www.okcupid.com/tests/take?testid=3828635434782670283

The Debutante56%
Cute, neither Dark nor Light, and Stylish, you'll find the Debutante at high-class New York parties, making the rounds. She'll have a glass of champagne in one gloved hand, her hair perfectly coifed, her makeup exactingly applied. Her slinky, perfect little black dress keeps many an eye firmly on her, wondering what lies beneath.

Yep, I like them high class bitches! Like gals from Catholic schools, they are the naughtiest ones of them all , behind closed doors and still hold onto their class!- never will they say "Juss chuck it in, bro!"


Masculine/Feminine Test...
http://www.mysticgames.com/mysticgames_cfmfiles/tests/showtest.cfm?TestID=29

90.77%
You are definitely more Masculine than Feminine in your tastes, habits, and style. You aren't very sentimental, and you don't like wasting much time on petty things. You know how to be straightforward without getting bogged down with trivialities. You also are generally comfortable with your surroundings.

Tell me something it didn't know, not sure where the other 9% went- the question about a sink full of dishes must have got me. I don't like looking at a sink full of dishes, because your woman should have put them into the dishwasher!...

More cider needed...

The friggin' death quiz has locked up, but I already knew I was going to die.

Time to go and clean my Luger, prior to having mit the shag with mine slim debutant wife!

Seig Heil!

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