tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14299289.post8781116148353978207..comments2024-01-05T02:06:03.153+13:45Comments on Oswald Bastable's Ranting: MMMMM- Cow- MMMMMMMOswald Bastablehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11828229103486326473noreply@blogger.comBlogger20125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14299289.post-25705564508527512432007-08-05T06:15:00.000+12:452007-08-05T06:15:00.000+12:45"If you want that woody taste"I know a lot of wome..."If you want that woody taste"<BR/><BR/>I know a lot of women who like that woody taste...and I don't need a barbecue at all.Deadmanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08449318388713585299noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14299289.post-18216141063938886092007-08-04T20:37:00.000+12:452007-08-04T20:37:00.000+12:45Manuka is very similar to mesquiteManuka is very similar to mesquiteOswald Bastablehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11828229103486326473noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14299289.post-25833687109870915652007-08-04T18:40:00.000+12:452007-08-04T18:40:00.000+12:45You need mesquite wood for a barbecueWell, OK, I s...You need mesquite wood for a barbecue<BR/><BR/>Well, OK, I suppose hickory will do in a pinchGadflyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03101913882165730041noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14299289.post-41648270124428693512007-08-04T18:38:00.000+12:452007-08-04T18:38:00.000+12:45Caprox--you forgot pasty-faced..:-)Caprox--you forgot pasty-faced..:-)KGhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01940428991630766942noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14299289.post-73865108074372982972007-08-04T16:45:00.000+12:452007-08-04T16:45:00.000+12:45The only food I need is steak. Everything else is ...The only food I need is steak. Everything else is just a side dish :)<BR/><BR/>And is that a small bbq, or a big piece of meat?<BR/><BR/>And who would want to have sex with a vegan anyway? Those 'women' in that article, sound like dopey, hairy legged, uptight, hippy, greenie, crystal rubbing, pinko, sandal wearing, lentil-munching, treehugging twats! I can assure all uptight vegan females, that their very appearance is enough to guarantee they will never need to worry about meat eating men being even remotely interested in sex with them. They wont ever need to turn down what aint gonna be offered.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14299289.post-79231475074146962812007-08-04T16:29:00.000+12:452007-08-04T16:29:00.000+12:45I did--brilliant!I did--brilliant!KGhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01940428991630766942noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14299289.post-12008775459033127012007-08-04T15:26:00.000+12:452007-08-04T15:26:00.000+12:45K.G., did you see Clarkson's trip across the State...K.G., did you see Clarkson's trip across the States the other week, just about died when I saw the cow on top of the z28. :)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14299289.post-81989069514006427362007-08-03T16:31:00.000+12:452007-08-03T16:31:00.000+12:45Or Aboriginal style, Sweetpea--just throw it on th...Or Aboriginal style, Sweetpea--just throw it on the hot embers for a few minutes and then munch..<BR/>(it works for goanna, why not cow?)KGhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01940428991630766942noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14299289.post-44773750035156847982007-08-03T16:29:00.000+12:452007-08-03T16:29:00.000+12:45"It's just not the same as grilling it over a fire..."It's just not the same as grilling it over a fire of pine cones and driftwood on a concrete block BBQ some place where power lines don't go."<BR/>You bet!KGhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01940428991630766942noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14299289.post-33919472636632208012007-08-03T16:21:00.000+12:452007-08-03T16:21:00.000+12:45Who needs a BBQ?Rare is the word.Cut its horns off...Who needs a BBQ?<BR/><BR/>Rare is the word.<BR/><BR/>Cut its horns off, wipe its bum and start!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14299289.post-42172942412710218572007-08-03T14:40:00.000+12:452007-08-03T14:40:00.000+12:45I grilled a steak (nice big piece of rump)under my...I grilled a steak (nice big piece of rump)under my gas grill last night.<BR/>It's just not the same as grilling it over a fire of pine cones and driftwood on a concrete block BBQ some place where power lines don't go.sweetpeahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18000017420380895223noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14299289.post-3085493151303360762007-08-03T13:59:00.000+12:452007-08-03T13:59:00.000+12:45You want wood smoke on your Gas BBQ - just put som...You want wood smoke on your Gas BBQ - just put some wood shavings soaked in your marinade of choice (bourbon is great) into a tin foil container, cover and leave on the BBQ with your grilling meats. Instant smoked flavour.<BR/><BR/>Brian smallerAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14299289.post-49729783669536276542007-08-03T11:47:00.000+12:452007-08-03T11:47:00.000+12:45If you want that woody taste just throw your steak...If you want that woody taste just throw your steaks in the bark garden to marinade for 10 minutes prior to cookingBarnsley Billhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00404836788413532830noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14299289.post-9109884878934447712007-08-03T11:08:00.000+12:452007-08-03T11:08:00.000+12:45Why the hell would a man want to have sex with a c...Why the hell would a man want to have sex with a carrot muncher anyway?<BR/><BR/>They're going to withold sex from meat eaters? I'm not sure thats really needed.Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01319335925823399226noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14299289.post-44884878006287926372007-08-03T08:58:00.000+12:452007-08-03T08:58:00.000+12:45It's not the size of your equipment that counts. I...It's not the size of your equipment that counts. I was about to say what a nice bbq!llewhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06561709142491895984noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14299289.post-28041894687535220012007-08-03T05:33:00.000+12:452007-08-03T05:33:00.000+12:45Charcoal is good for you, BB. ;-)A barbecue withou...Charcoal is good for you, BB. ;-)<BR/>A barbecue without the flavour of wood smoke is nothing more than grilled meat--you may as well cook it on the stove then carry it outdoors!KGhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01940428991630766942noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14299289.post-74193464782886154392007-08-02T23:05:00.000+12:452007-08-02T23:05:00.000+12:45Blasphemy? probably but much easier and we manage ...Blasphemy? probably but much easier and we manage to avoid eating charcoalBarnsley Billhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00404836788413532830noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14299289.post-70043505858190371462007-08-02T21:44:00.000+12:452007-08-02T21:44:00.000+12:45Cook on a GAS barbecue!Blasphemy!Cook on a GAS barbecue!<BR/><BR/>Blasphemy!Oswald Bastablehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11828229103486326473noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14299289.post-1742956464444621372007-08-02T21:24:00.000+12:452007-08-02T21:24:00.000+12:45google bastards...... why can I not copy long link...google bastards...... why can I not copy long links in comment boxes.....Barnsley Billhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00404836788413532830noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14299289.post-6866335764412568262007-08-02T21:22:00.000+12:452007-08-02T21:22:00.000+12:45What a disappointingly small bbq oswald. how can y...What a disappointingly small bbq oswald. how can you cook for the family on such a small piece of equipment. perhaps something like this might be a good idea:<BR/>http://www.masport.co.nz/PRODUCTS/Barbeques/tabid/188/ctl/ProductDetailedView/mid/706/ItemNumber/552450/Default.aspxBarnsley Billhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00404836788413532830noreply@blogger.com