Tuesday, February 26, 2013

Less likely to happen than Time Travel

Every five years or so, we are compelled to fill out census forms.


Strikes me that for the price of a few pages more, they could actually achieve something from this exercise in compulsion.

Like a couple of pages of referenda questions every five years. Theoretically voted on by all, not just those who voluntarily get of their arses to do so. To get on the pages, they would have to meet the current criteria and we would be saved the enormous expense of having a  referendum for a particular issue.

Tis idea should get about as far as a tissue-paper cat being chased through Hell by an asbestos dog....

Sunday, February 17, 2013

Knee jerks

'We need a law against carrying knives!"


Carrying an offensive weapon (that's a knife, retards at the MSM)
 IS illegal.

No need for 'a new law'.

Move along- next class at your 'special' school starts shortly...

Wednesday, February 13, 2013

For troglodytes and liberals

Islam is NOT A RACE*

it is an ideology.

So disliking Islam cannot be RACISM.

If you cretins persist in shrilly crying this overused word, then you must call yourselves RACISTS every time you take a dig at Catholicism or any other western religious creed.

Sauce for the goose...

* Actually, it's more of a Death March

Monday, February 11, 2013