Friday, November 30, 2007

Stop!- thief!

Former minister Bunkle gets diversion for theft

6:00AM Friday November 30, 2007

Former Government minister Phillida Bunkle has been given diversion after pleading guilty to taking about $30 worth of items from a supermarket.

The former Alliance MP and Consumer Affairs Minister was charged with theft after walking out of a Paraparaumu supermarket without paying for coffee and a bottle of wine on October 16.

The Dominion Post reported yesterday that Bunkle had returned from Britain, where she had been for several weeks, to face the charge at Porirua District Court.

The judge was convinced that, as a former Alliance MP, Bunkum genuinely did not understand that it is wrong to take other peoples property.

Thursday, November 29, 2007

Where's Cricket?

I ate the little fucker!


Dead Rat-dog- best kind!

The Christmas wish list

Her Indoors:

Clothes vouchers
Gold stuff
More gold stuff.

What's Christmas?

Transformers (all)
Hot wheels
Swimming pool
R/C car
Transformer towel
Transformers sleeping bag
Transformers Movie
50" LCD TV
Chocolate transformers

More sex
More Money
A Luger

Monday, November 26, 2007

Into the 21st!

After an IE meltdown, I finally upgraded to Mozilla Firefox.

Why did I wait so long!- I have had this PC for six months now (The old one wouldn't run a real browser)

Screw you Microsoftcocks!

Sunday, November 25, 2007

A consequence-free enviroment

Where a 21 year-old can knock up a 12 year-old (having shagged her since age 11)

Sordid story here:


"...Police chose not to lay charges against a 21-year-old who fathered a child with a 13-year-old girl - even though he confessed to police he had been having sex with a minor..."

I would be choosing to cut the friggin' pedophille's balls off and feed them to him!

"...Asked about police protocols in the case of someone having sex with a minor, a spokesperson at Police National Headquarters said charges were laid only if there was sufficient evidence and proceeding with a case was in the public interest..."

How about DNA evidence?

Or is he planning a career in the labour party?

Feckin' unbelievable!

Friday, November 23, 2007

Bloody Metrosexual TV

I was going to have a go about the endless shows involving simpering poofters telling us how to dress & live.

But I found This and couldn't have put it better myself!

Well- it was a start!

"...Two protesters who disrupted Wellington's Anzac Day dawn service by setting fire to a New Zealand flag and blowing a horn have been convicted in Wellington District Court..."


$500 + $130 costs was a start.

Tar & Feathers would have been good, along with a day in the stocks.

Having the shit kicked out of them at the after-match fuction even better!

Thursday, November 22, 2007

White Ribbon Bullshit

I didn't know that the dick-licking UN were behind this bollocks, until I read the previously linked article- but I'm not suprised.


I see no need to 'show proof' that I'm agin it! (generally- I know a few that would be improved by a pickaxe through the spinal column!)

"...The New Zealand Crime and Safety Survey 2006 found that 26 per cent of women can expect to experience violence by a male partner during their lifetime..."

So about 74% of us don't do it. Sod off and bug the other 26%

Tuesday, November 20, 2007

Tax avoidance

After an 18 month break, I'm back into brewing my own.

The discounter that was selling dirt cheap beer is gone and the replacement's pencil is not nearly as sharp.

So sod him and the tax department- I'm back to making 40 pints for $12

I need another fermenter and the still will be coming back into use too.

On the subject, a clean up of the garage yielded 8 litres of misc. spirits and liquers, hidden behind assorted junk. This haul included several bottles of 19 year-old homemade Elderberry wine!

Monday, November 19, 2007

The Workplace and Workers

50% are nominally competent at their job- at least when closely supervised by a competent supervisor. This is not a state that happens as often as it should.

10% are self-starters and can do their job without somebody holding their hand. They will turn up and actually look for useful things to do.

2% are self-starters that will find ways of doing the job better, faster or cheaper. You hope they won't move to bigger and better things.

The rest-

Sunday, November 18, 2007

Toasted Martinborough

It's that time of year again!

Spare a thought for the cleaners that have to de-puke the trains and buses tonight!

It was a hot day today and there were more drunks at large than on the streets of Hokitika on VE day, 1945.

One of the lads on cleanup last year (age 18) made the interesting comment that had a younger crowd at a rock concert left such a trail of refuse, discarded clothing, glass and vomit- the media would have had a field day with it.

He had a good point...

Thursday, November 15, 2007

Harden up you pussywhipped, Brady Bunch townies~

Did this article need a graphic images warning?

A couple of friggin goat heads! They have probably been left out for the flesh to rot off- a lot of folks do that as they want to keep the skulls and horns. No satanic rituals to see here- move along!

"...A Waikato SPCA animal inspector said it was "very graphic and horrific" and severed animal heads should never be left in full public view..."

You friggin soft-cock weenie! Take a look in the butcher's shop and you will see pigs heads and other bits of critter. Whats the bloody difference?

Another non-story about the pussification of New Zealand...

Wednesday, November 14, 2007

Miss America

Nobody expects the Spanish Inqisition!

Or the Cigarette Gestapo!

Honestly, with all that is going on in our world, can't you wannabe Dick Tracy types GET OUT AND CATCH SOME CROOKS!

I mean- what is this shit:

"...A 14-year-old volunteer, the Wairarapa DHB Public Health Smokefree enforcement officer and a Ministry of Health Enforcement Officer visited 12 Masterton and three Carterton dairies recently checking to see if retailers were selling cigarettes to minors in a Controlled Purchase Operation..."

Do these pricks dress up in a Fedora and a black leather trenchcoat and pose in front of the mirror at night, practicing saying "papers!" in a menacing tone?

Get real jobs!

Monday, November 12, 2007

Exorcisms don't kill- morons do

If you have invisible friends- keep them to yourself!

"...Police confirmed yesterday the death of Moses, who has two daughters aged three and one, was suspicious and a homicide inquiry was under way.

It was believed she drowned in an "extensive amount" of water held in plastic containers in the lounge of the house. Up to 40 people were watching the ceremony when she died..."

Because other fuckwits will try to 'save' you.

And ther is nothing quite as dangerous as well-meaning fucktards....

Friday, November 09, 2007

More survey bullshit

"Almost 20 per cent of men do not wash their hands after using public toilets, a national hand hygiene survey has found..."


More anti- male crap which implies we are dirtier than saintly women!

"...Overall 92.4 per cent of females washed their hands, compared with 81.0 per cent of males.
Female subjects also washed their hands for longer with a median duration of 8.8 seconds, compared with 8.0 seconds for males. Only 8.1 per cent of subjects washed their hands for at least 20 seconds.
Males who did wash their hands used soap almost 10 per cent less often than females..."

We are comnparing apples with oranges here- or perhaps bananas with peaches!

News flash! Males and females have different plumbing and to be blunt- males don't have to wipe urine off themslves (usually) Unlike Jornos, most of us have mastered the art of not pissing on our fingers!

I find the fact that 8% of women don't wash fingers that have been in amongst their bits & pieces more disturbing.

And when leaving a public toilet- your hands are going to touch the doorhandle which was touched by the scrubbed and the filthy!

I have been in many a public toilet where Mr Wobbly was the cleaner than any fixture in the room!

Perhaps it's time gloves came back into fashion...

Thursday, November 08, 2007

Crystal ball gazing

Watch now for an upsurge in improvised fireworks/explosives as the young and stupid explore a mostly consequence-free NZ.

All the materials are available on the supermarket shelves.

Don't expect ME to tell you what they are!

My prediction is that bomb-making efforts will take off next year.

It won't be terrorists- just dumbass boys on the way to meet Darwin...

Wednesday, November 07, 2007

On a more serious note

Stealing from an Ambulance:

One of the lower things that a scumbag could choose to do. It's in the same league as stealing food from children or taking a pensioner's life savings.

Bastinado or keel-hauling sounds about right- for a first offense.


I brought one, something I have never done before.

They were $2.50 and I thought- 'what the hell- try something new.'

Now I'm thinking- 'What the hell do I do with the frickin thing!'


Problem solved!

Tuesday, November 06, 2007

So Long- nobbled by the Govamint- again!

You wicked people- look what you made us do to you!
Since some of you can't behave- no fireworks for anybody!
Now go to bed and think about what you have done- while we find something else to regulate, ban or censure!

Sunday, November 04, 2007

I did it yet again!

I have a bit of a 'thing' for just avoiding smashes on the Rimutakas. When I say just avoiding, I mean that I have passed the about to be crash site five minutes or less before the incident. This has happend on no less than eight occasions- about once a year. Not so much now that I'm working locally.

Today's one would have happened less than 60 seconds after we passed the site, going by the position of the convoy of emergency services.

When I was commuting, there would be signs of a new crash (broken glass, fences down or paint on the rock) at least three times a week. It's not really a hard road at all. You just have to slow down in the wet, wind or when there is ice on the road.

A hell of a lot don't.


I did it again today!

I arrived at the club and a chap who arrived 5 minutes after me asked "Did you see the burning motorcycle on the side of the road?"

Wasn't there when I went past that spot!

Before you ask- yes- I did get that new pair of glasses!

Friday, November 02, 2007

Another 'Yeah- Right'

"You won't see cops with guns on the streets of 'Rich White suburbs'"- according to the bleeding heart brigade.

Take a look at the news and see what is going on in the 'Rich White suburb' of Mirimar right now.


Discussion has gotten a little off-subject, which is fine, but the post was pointing out that statements by scum-loving lawyers after the latest raids out in the jungle. I don't hear the people of Mirimar whinging that they have been terrorised and traumatised by the black-clad colonial oppressors!