Saturday, September 30, 2006

Death Throes

It's interesting watching the Liarbourites at the moment.

They remind me of a rabbit I shot in the head this afternoon. It was seriously dead (70 grain 6mm slug at about 3,500 feet per second) , but still flapping about trying to run.

The enemy really are losing the plot. When Dear Leader (who is said to be such an astute polly) comes out with lines like 'Cancerous ' you know that all is not well in Helengrad. I mean- it's just SO non-PC that I might have said it!

Chris Trotski, the great red mouthpiece is carrying on in the same vein, as are all the apologists for corruption that are currently frequenting Kiwiblog. (a bigger audience there, no doubt)

I suppose this is to be expected, given that socialists are all herdbeasts at heart.

Now it's onto the truck and off to the works!

Thursday, September 28, 2006

From the 'No shit Sherlock!' files...

Country facing a shortage of technology teachers

New Zealand schools are facing a crisis as a lack of new recruits threaten to collapse the technology curriculum, the Post Primary Teachers Association says.


No shit!And technology teachers would be mainly....Male

And what sex is a leetle reluctant to take employment in today's skools?(Especially hetro, macho tradesman types!- not renouned for a love of leftie kaftan-wearers)

In my day, metalwork & woodwork teachers (come to think of it, probably the cooking & sewing ones too) were somewhat to the right of Genghis Khan.

See the problem with them fitting in today...

Wednesday, September 27, 2006

ARSE! Feak!

Friggin' blogger!

Twice I have tried to post and the bloody thing has just sat there going 'duh' and doing sod-all- just like a public service clerk.

Now will this work...

Monday, September 25, 2006

Theeeeeeir Heeeeeere....

There are a few problems with the site but it's here!

The secret and mysterious forces that rule the universe have a website. Secretive fringe societies- The Alumni, Freemasons, Golfers and Hetrosexuals unite to destroy the Peoples Party!

About bloody time too!

Sunday, September 24, 2006

Fate strikes again...

After declaring that I never darken the doors of Pac & Slave here, what has to happen.

I get dragged there several days later. The ball & chain has heard about some damned 'scan as you go' system. So on one of the two day a fortnight I get off, I have to visit retail hell.

It's not that I intensely dislike the actual store. I just hate shopping, unless firearms & accessories or power tools are involved. Even then, I do most of the looking on the internet first.

But there is one thing worse than wasting time in shops.

People who actually seem to like wasting their time in shops. Hordes of the swine, blocking the isles and prolonging my pain. Uneducated oiks who can't do a simple cost per gram calculation in their heads and go into a sort of trance staring at two practically identical products.

My decision algorithm goes: do I care about the brand?

If I do, buy it. (there are no substitutes for HP sauce, for example)
If I don't- is it a brand I have found to be crap?- if it is- keep looking.
Otherwise- buy the cheapest.

This doesn't require a great deal of time. perhaps it could be refined and printed on the frigin' trollies, SO THE FRICKIN' SHE-MOUNTAIN IN FRONT WONT BLOCK THE ISLE FOR FIVE MINUTES EACH TIEM A DESCISION IS REQUIRED.

What is really annoying is that I just know that having just made a life-altering decision over ETA vs Pams peanut butter, they will buy the one they have always brought, in any case.

A cattle prod only costs about $200...

Friday, September 22, 2006

Another request

Just to keep the bloody Ilama from gobbing all over the place!

Hat Tip: The Spitting Ilama

The farce is strong with this one...

Seeing as the Young Nats have no scrotes- here it is, by popular demand!

and now- the end is near...

As the impending doom draws near for Dear Leader, I keep thinking of this little number:

It just seems to fit so nicely...

Off with their heads!

There is more than a passing resemblance!

Hat tip: Not PC

Thursday, September 21, 2006

On Cancer...

Adjective: cancerous kansurus

Relating to or affected with cancer"a cancerous growth"

Like a cancer; an evil that grows and spreads"remorse was cancerous within him"; "pornography is cancerous to the moral development of our children"

See also: malign, malignant
Encyclopedia: Cancerous

To start using this adjective is a bit rich, coming from a govamint that has created a huge evil army of taxpayer-funded busybodies, that has grown and spread like, well- CANCER!

Their over-regulation and control jihaad spreads out like a metastasising cancer, killing the host that gives it life- the productive and creative of NZ.

But that is the way of the criminal class- to think that all others are like them. The liar believes everyone else to lie and the theif believes that everyone else is dishonest.

Before it is made illegal...

Up yours, you evil bag of festering parrot-droppings!

(And thanks to all those whose work I googled!- good onya!)

Tuesday, September 19, 2006

A new personal best!

one three round group of 16mm @ 100 yards- the others were also all under one MOA.

Not bad for a 1975 rifle and I'm sure I can beat that with a little practice!

The 6mm Remington is a real shooter!

Monday, September 18, 2006

The value of a screening process

I have posted before on the value of a screening test for voters. Damn near anything would work- three simple questions on a voting form, a short IQ test or the more traditional requirement to be a landowner.

Anything to help keep the 'bread & ciruses' votors out!

I was reminded of this when out grocery shopping on the weekend.

I buy from Moore Wilson's, a wholesaler (I have an aversion to paying retail for anything!). You need a store card to shop there- not that it's hard to get at all.

This simple screening process makes shopping so much more pleasant.

The social or recreational shoppers, the old & doddery, and children are all absent from this store. The isles, made for forklift access, are too wide to be blocked by she-mountains moving at glacial speed. (unlike Write-Price)

The checkouts are well-run and there are never more than two people in front of you waiting and the staff are a quantum leap ahead of those in a typical supermarket in knowledge and customer service.

I wish more shops would require you to apply for a card!

But I digress- here is an idea:

How about if voting is restricted to those who actually belong to a political party?- which of course involves filling out a form and paying money!

It's an idea...

Sunday, September 17, 2006

Reporting in

Not much activity here due to working all weekend.

As well as work work, I'm building a hut out in the backblocksin a secret location away from the baleful glare of OSH, building inspectors and busybodies in general. Somewhere to fish, hunt, drink 'shine and howl at the moon!

I'm also wrapping up my second book and sorting out the storyline and writing down a few ideas for #3. I have to do this when the ideas come into my head, as they don't always stay there!

Haven't seen the news or read a paper this weekend or seen any group that I need to offend. The only 'story' I have heard is the Clarkenfurer & her pet handbag-holder (not Winston, the other one!)

That isn't news by a long shot and who gives a flying fuck anyway! Hetro, metro or camp as a row of tents, I still can't stand them and that ain't about to change any- regardless of who kisses who.

For the record, I think they are more steers than queers, in any case...

Friday, September 15, 2006

A matter of terms...

Looking for a job or looking for work?

They aren't the same thing.

I've struck a hell of a lot who want a job, but have no real intention of working. An experience no doubt shared by anyone in the hiring and firing game.

This was at it's most obvious in the prison system. All the crims wanted a job. A very small minority wanted to WORK.

In other words, they wanted money for sitting about doing as little as possible.

Fairly common everywhere, it's just a matter of degree.

Personally, sitting about idly has no great appeal to me- the day drags too much.

I may be in a minority here, but that is nothing new to me...

Thursday, September 14, 2006


Nanny State waves the stick and this spineless lot roll over and take it!

How about customer choices?

If I want friggin' diet drinks (that NEVER taste as good) I will bloody well ask for them!

If you wankers fold up so easy, they are going to swarm all over you- it will be portions, chips and those nasty shake things next!

No loss to NZ cusine, but you are letting the thin end of the wedge get driven further in...

Wednesday, September 13, 2006

Mind you own friggin' business!

Friggin' academics!

Don't they just love to play policemen, judge & jury (while all the time belittling the police, as often as not!)

Now they want to dictate how students behave (or misbehave) outside of school grounds & hours.

While I agree these crapeads pretending to be students need to be stomped on with an iron boot- THAT IS THE JOB OF THE POLICE!

Stick to bloody teaching!- you assholes don't do too good a job of that, so I can't see you making much of a job of cleaning up the town!

Tuesday, September 12, 2006

Big deal, so what?

Another one I won't miss!

Nor will too many others outside the immediate family, with the possible exception of Hellabys

What is all this crocodile tears crap about tinpot 'Royalty'?

As I have said before, they are best relegated to the pages of history as a mistake that we have learned from (hopefully)

faster than a speeding bullet!

Report of sonic boom sound shakes Canterbury residents

A meteor?

The latest generation of stealth aircraft?

Space Debris?

My money is on another dash across Canterbury by Dear Leader...

Sunday, September 10, 2006

Do us a favour!

Today's News:

Anderton Speaks Up On Suicide

Well don't just talk about it- get out and do it!

And let's see some results now- suffocating with your snout in the public trough doesn't cut the mustard!

Saturday, September 09, 2006

Electron Therapy

The first Taser incident has happened!

To the great disappointment of the soft-cock brigade, no harm was done, apart from a few scrapes from falling down and minor lacerations from the barbs.

A hell of a lot more harm is done when you get walloped into submission with a baton! (to say nothing of what a 9mm does!)

I hope it friggin' hurt! That might just get through to the the thick crim's miniscule brain!

Friday, September 08, 2006


It's the end of another shift cycle- 12 days on, two off, seven days of than on-call.

Time for a very large drink!

Tomorrow I might take the new rifle and turn critters into pink mist.

One bit of news that I have heard today, say that the distribution workers strike may spread to other unions. I've never been a great one for strikes, but there is a tasty irony in a widespread strike under Dear Leader's rule.

The unionists funding of the current regime hasn't really done the wage drones a whole lot of good, it would appear!

The other bit is yet another Aussie Icon has fallen.

It's just a bloody shame that it wasn't some worthless sodding politician biting the dust. We wouldn't miss them...

Tuesday, September 05, 2006

Fourth Circle of Hell- liars, cowards, fornicators and the French...

Another fine post swiped from one of my MSN groups!

After Sponsoring a Ceasefire in Lebanon France Has Volunteered ... 200 troops! Here are some valid comments on that Brave Nation

"France has neither winter nor summer nor morals. Apart from these drawbacks it is a fine country. France has usually been governed by prostitutes."--Mark Twain------------------------------

"I would rather have a German division in front of me than a French one behind me."--General George S. Patton------------------------------

"Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without your accordion." --General Norman Schwartzkopf------------------------------

"We can stand here like the French, or we can do something about it."--Marge Simpson------------------------------

"As far as I'm concerned, war always means failure."--Jacques Chirac, President of France"As far as France is concerned, you're right."--Rush Limbaugh------------------------------

"The only time France wants us to go to war is when the German Army is sitting in Paris sipping coffee."--Regis Philbin------------------------------

"You know, the French remind me a little bit of an aging actress of the 1940s who was still trying to dine out on her looks but doesn't have the face for it." --John McCain , U.S. Senator from Arizona------------------------------

"The last time the French asked for 'more proof' it came marching into Paris under a German flag."--David Letterman ------------------------------

"Only thing worse than a Frenchman is a Frenchman who lives in Canada."--Ted Nugent------------------------------

"War without France would be like ... World War II." --Unknown------------------------------

"The favorite bumper sticker in Washington D.C. right now is one that says 'First Iraq, then France.'"--Tom Brokaw------------------------------

"What do you expect from a culture and a nation that exerted more of its national will fighting against Disney World and Big Macs than the Nazis?"--Dennis Miller------------------------------

"It is important to remember that the French have always been there when they needed us."--Alan Kent-----------------------------

"They've taken their own precautions against al-Qa'ida. To prepare for an attack, each Frenchman is urged to keep duct tape, a white flag, and a three-day supply of mistresses in the house." --Argus Hamilton------------------------------

"Somebody was telling me about the French Army rifle that was being advertised on eBay the other day --the description was, 'Never shot. Dropped once.'" --Rep. Roy Blunt, MO-----------------------------

"The French will only agree to go to war when we've proven we've found truffles in Iraq "--Dennis Miller------------------------------ Q. What did the mayor of Paris say to the German Army as they entered the city in WWII?A. Table for 100,000 m'sieur?-----------------------------

"Do you know how many Frenchmen it takes to defend Paris? It's not known, it's never been tried."--Rep. R. Blount, MO------------------------------

"Do you know it only took Germany three days to conquer France in WWII? And that's because it was raining." --John Xereas, Manager, DC Improv------------------------------

The AP and UPI reported that the French Government announced after the London bombings that it has raised its terror alert level from Run to Hide. The only two higher levels in France are Surrender and Collaborate. The rise in the alert level was precipitated by a recent fire which destroyed France 's white flag factory, effectively disabling their military.------------------------------

French Ban Fireworks at Euro Disney(AP), Paris, August 23, 2006The French Government announced today that it is imposing a ban on the use of fireworks at Euro Disney. The decision comes the day after a nightly fireworks display at the park, located just 30 miles outside of Paris, caused the soldiers at a nearby French Army garrison to surrender to a group of Czech tourists.

Saturday, September 02, 2006

Is Peter Jackson going to be non-PC?

After the fuss about pipe-smoking Hobbits, what's going to happen in the remake of The Dam Buster's?

Yes- of course I'm refering to Wing Commander Gibson's dog, Nigger!

I'm betting he will stay true to the story.

Time will tell...

Kill the Poor!

Well, I do feel like that at times!- at least those who are the sole authors of their own friggin' misfortune!

There is a piece over on Lindsay's blog today, on 'Poverty and Priorities'

I've seen these dumbass decision makers far, far too often.

In the past, I have tried to help out some of these fuckwits and been shat on for my troubles. Having had my nose rubbed in it- I can now safely say that the majority of these leeches are totally beyond help.

When I was young and less wise in the ways of the world, I occasionally wondered why people would give more generously to animal welfare charities than those helping the poor.

I wonder no more.

Adopt a abandoned/mistreated animal and they will love you for life. They won't turn about and bite you on the arse.

That is the domain of the human species.

My comment on Lindsays blog was not meant to be flippant- I'm dead serious about the workhouse. (The comment is below)

Bring back the workhouse!

These idiots won't try, make stupid choices and have their priorities totally screwed up.To refuse to support oneself- to take on none of society's responsibilities, one relinqishes the rights and privileges of a citizen. In effect, they should become a voluntary inmate.

IF they want the taxpayers support, they should make a declaration of paupery and enter an institution where their lives will be run for them!The basics will be provided and they will have to WORK for those.
No luxuries, no vote and not a lot of free choices.

Of course, they are free to leave- but no dole!

Friday, September 01, 2006

Not PC (no, another one!)

Tell them to get stuffed, Bob!


After a bunch of sanctimonious assholes pass judgement, A 17 year old makes a comment theat makes sense:

LIAM SHORT 17, high school student"It's good that he stuck up for what he believes in. Doesn't Parliament have something better to do than sit around talking about what Bob Clarkson's saying?"


Bollocks- do some real work!

What rot!

Here they go on about fitting a training program in with working.

If you have the time & energy to train 20 hrs a week, you can't be doing a hell of a lot of work!

Get a real job!

Tough shit, moron.

Tears flow as man who threw wheel told to expect jail

Friday September 1, 2006By Simon O'Rourke

Quiet sobs shook the large frame of Stacey Roamana Pakaru last night as Justice Lester Chisholm told the 28-year-old to expect a prison sentence.
He had just been found guilty in the High Court at Hamilton of hurling a wheel-rim like a discus into a crowd at Welcome Bay, Tauranga.


So don't throw big , heavy things at people, you dumbfuck!

What the hell did you think was going to happen?

But then, twats like you never do stop to think, do you...